Monday, November 22, 2010

Hindi SMS Jokes

Mere dil jigar , kidney aur liver ho tum,
Waqt bewaqt aaye fever ho tum,
Jisme Doob kar mar jaye vo river ho tum,
Mere jivan main aab toa forever ho tum.

Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega,
Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega,
Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega.

Dil tootna sazaa hai mohabbat ki,
dil jodna ada hai dosti ki.
Maange jo kurbani woh hai mohabbat,
jo bin maange ho jaye kurban wo hai dosti hamari.

Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi.

Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai
Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.

Betaab tamannao ki kasak rehney do,
Manzil ko paney ki kasak rehney do,
Aap chahe raho nazron sey door,
Par meri aankhon mein apni ek jhalak rehney do.

Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk jaava
teri bukkal wich rakh ke siir muk jaava
hanju ban ke digga teriya aakhaa da
tere bulla de kol aa ke sukk jaava

Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana.

Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti.

Nishana jo le wo SURVIR,
Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR,
Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR,
Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR.

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