Hindi SMS Jokes
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Thursday, December 9, 2010
The Best of Hindi SMS Jokes 2010
Chikku selected a short girl to marry.
friend: Why?
Chikku: mere guruji ne kaha hai ke musibat jitni choti ho utna hi achhi hai.
Patient to Doctor:
Doctor Mai Jab Chai Peeta Hu
To Meri Aankh Me Dard Hone Lagta He
Doctor: Chai Peene Se Pehle Cup Me Se Chamcha
Nikal Liya Kare.
Chikku ko uske Sasur Jute Mar Rahe the
Ek Aadmi: Kyu Maar Rahe Ho?
Sasur:Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se SMS Kiya
TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO
Isne Apne Friends ko Forward kar diya.
Arz Kiya Hai..
Wo Bewafa Hai To Kya Hua, Bura Mat Kaho Usey
Wo Bewafa Hai To Kya Hua, Bura Mat Kaho Usey
Dusri Set Karo Aur Dafa Karo Usey.
Aaj-KaL ki Ladkiyo ke Dress
Yaha Se Less
Waha Se Less
Kabhi Sleeveless to Kabhi Backless
Or
Hum jese innocent Ghoor ke Dekhe to,
hum
CHARACTERLESS?
HUM Log Phone pe baat nahi karte he
Or sms jyada karte he
Kyu ?
Kyoki HUM CENTER FRESH khate he
CENTER FRESH jo Juban pe lagam lagata he
Hath pe nahi.
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
shayari sms 140 characters in hindi
Kabhi to dosti me duriya aati he
kabhi kuch majburiya aati he
in duriyo ka aana bi zaruri he
yeh duriya hi to sacche dosti ki yaad dilati he.
`
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
`
Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne,
aankhon ko ik chand dikha diya aapne.
Hamein zindagi to di kisi aur ne,
par pyaar itna dekar jeena sikha diya aapne.
kabhi kuch majburiya aati he
in duriyo ka aana bi zaruri he
yeh duriya hi to sacche dosti ki yaad dilati he.
`
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
`
Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne,
aankhon ko ik chand dikha diya aapne.
Hamein zindagi to di kisi aur ne,
par pyaar itna dekar jeena sikha diya aapne.
hindi sms shayari less than 140 character
Kisi k Dhadkte Dil k pichhe koi baat hote hai,
Kisi k udas Dil k piche koi yaad hoti hai,
Aap ko pata ho ya na ho,
aap k khushi k liye kahin roz fariyad hoti hai
`
mulakat ka silsila chalta rahega,.
ye mausam bhi badalta rahega,
ye wada he apse chahe door raho kitna bhi,
hamara SMS apko milta hi rahega..
Kisi k udas Dil k piche koi yaad hoti hai,
Aap ko pata ho ya na ho,
aap k khushi k liye kahin roz fariyad hoti hai
`
mulakat ka silsila chalta rahega,.
ye mausam bhi badalta rahega,
ye wada he apse chahe door raho kitna bhi,
hamara SMS apko milta hi rahega..
hindi sms jokes funny 140 character
Na khuda dil banata na kisise pyar hota,
Na kisiki yaad ati na kisika intazar hota.
Dil diya hai ise sambhal ke rakhna,
Shishe se bana hai pathar se dur rakhna
`
Yu Dekha Na Karo Tum Hame Haste Haste,
Yu Dekha Na Karo Tum Hame Haste Haste.
Mere Dost Bade Kharab Hain,
Keh Denge Bhabhi Ji Namaste.
`
Yakin Teri wafa ka aaj kar lya mene
Tere pyar se Daman apna bhr lya mene
Tumhy zarorat nhi mjsy kuch kehne ki
Teri Aankho se Tere Dil ka Hal parh lya mene
Na kisiki yaad ati na kisika intazar hota.
Dil diya hai ise sambhal ke rakhna,
Shishe se bana hai pathar se dur rakhna
`
Yu Dekha Na Karo Tum Hame Haste Haste,
Yu Dekha Na Karo Tum Hame Haste Haste.
Mere Dost Bade Kharab Hain,
Keh Denge Bhabhi Ji Namaste.
`
Yakin Teri wafa ka aaj kar lya mene
Tere pyar se Daman apna bhr lya mene
Tumhy zarorat nhi mjsy kuch kehne ki
Teri Aankho se Tere Dil ka Hal parh lya mene
Hhindi sms jokes less than 140 character
Kisi k Dhadkte Dil k pichhe koi baat hote hai,
Kisi k udas Dil k piche koi yaad hoti hai,
Aap ko pata ho ya na ho,
aap k khushi k liye kahin roz fariyad hoti hai
`
Muskurana To Har Ladki Ki Ada Hai,
Wah Wah Gour Farmaiye Muskurana To Har Ladki Ki Ada Hai,
Usay Jo Mohabbat Samjhe Wo Subse Barha Gadha Hai..!
`
Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte
Kisi k udas Dil k piche koi yaad hoti hai,
Aap ko pata ho ya na ho,
aap k khushi k liye kahin roz fariyad hoti hai
`
Muskurana To Har Ladki Ki Ada Hai,
Wah Wah Gour Farmaiye Muskurana To Har Ladki Ki Ada Hai,
Usay Jo Mohabbat Samjhe Wo Subse Barha Gadha Hai..!
`
Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte
Monday, November 22, 2010
Dosti SMS Shayari
Dost ki Kami Mehsoos Hoti hai
Ek haseen suhane pal ki kami mehsoos hoti hai
jab tu sath ho har khushi mehsoos hoti hai
meri thami hui saans bi Puri hoti hai
Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana.
Wo mulakat kuch adhuri si lagi
Pass ho kar bhi doori si lagi
Hathon par mehndi ankhon mein nami si lagi
Pehli baar kisi ki dosti dil ko zaruri si lagi
Jasda-e-Dost nakam nahi hone denge!
Aap ki duniya me shaam nahi hone denge!
Dosti ka har imtihan apne sar pe lenge!
Par e Dost,Aapko kabhi pareshan na hone denge!
Dil ki awaaz ko izhaar kehte hai,
jhuki nigah ko ikarar kehte hai
sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi.
kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hai.
Unn phoolon se dosti kya karoge
jo baar baar murjhayenge
karna hai toh hum jaise kaanton se karo
jo ek baar chubhe toh baar-baar yaad ayenge
Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar karo
Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karo
Roz nikla karen kisi ke yaad mein aanso
Itna kabhi na kisi se pyaar karo
Dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jaata,
Dil me lagi aag ko bujhaya nahi jaata,
Kitni bhi duri ho Dosti me,
Aap jaise Dost ko bhulaya nahi jaata.
Hasraton ki Nigaaho pe sakht Pehra hai…
Na Jaane Kis Ummid pe yeh Dil tehra hai…
Teri Chaahaton ki Kasam, aye Dost…
Apni Dosti ka Rishta Pyaar Se bhi Gehra hai…
Ek haseen suhane pal ki kami mehsoos hoti hai
jab tu sath ho har khushi mehsoos hoti hai
meri thami hui saans bi Puri hoti hai
Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana.
Wo mulakat kuch adhuri si lagi
Pass ho kar bhi doori si lagi
Hathon par mehndi ankhon mein nami si lagi
Pehli baar kisi ki dosti dil ko zaruri si lagi
Jasda-e-Dost nakam nahi hone denge!
Aap ki duniya me shaam nahi hone denge!
Dosti ka har imtihan apne sar pe lenge!
Par e Dost,Aapko kabhi pareshan na hone denge!
Dil ki awaaz ko izhaar kehte hai,
jhuki nigah ko ikarar kehte hai
sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi.
kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hai.
Unn phoolon se dosti kya karoge
jo baar baar murjhayenge
karna hai toh hum jaise kaanton se karo
jo ek baar chubhe toh baar-baar yaad ayenge
Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar karo
Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karo
Roz nikla karen kisi ke yaad mein aanso
Itna kabhi na kisi se pyaar karo
Dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jaata,
Dil me lagi aag ko bujhaya nahi jaata,
Kitni bhi duri ho Dosti me,
Aap jaise Dost ko bhulaya nahi jaata.
Hasraton ki Nigaaho pe sakht Pehra hai…
Na Jaane Kis Ummid pe yeh Dil tehra hai…
Teri Chaahaton ki Kasam, aye Dost…
Apni Dosti ka Rishta Pyaar Se bhi Gehra hai…
Hindi SMS Jokes
Mere dil jigar , kidney aur liver ho tum,
Waqt bewaqt aaye fever ho tum,
Jisme Doob kar mar jaye vo river ho tum,
Mere jivan main aab toa forever ho tum.
Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega,
Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega,
Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega.
Dil tootna sazaa hai mohabbat ki,
dil jodna ada hai dosti ki.
Maange jo kurbani woh hai mohabbat,
jo bin maange ho jaye kurban wo hai dosti hamari.
Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi.
Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai
Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.
Betaab tamannao ki kasak rehney do,
Manzil ko paney ki kasak rehney do,
Aap chahe raho nazron sey door,
Par meri aankhon mein apni ek jhalak rehney do.
Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk jaava
teri bukkal wich rakh ke siir muk jaava
hanju ban ke digga teriya aakhaa da
tere bulla de kol aa ke sukk jaava
Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana.
Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti.
Nishana jo le wo SURVIR,
Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR,
Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR,
Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR.
Waqt bewaqt aaye fever ho tum,
Jisme Doob kar mar jaye vo river ho tum,
Mere jivan main aab toa forever ho tum.
Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega,
Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega,
Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega.
Dil tootna sazaa hai mohabbat ki,
dil jodna ada hai dosti ki.
Maange jo kurbani woh hai mohabbat,
jo bin maange ho jaye kurban wo hai dosti hamari.
Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi.
Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai
Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.
Betaab tamannao ki kasak rehney do,
Manzil ko paney ki kasak rehney do,
Aap chahe raho nazron sey door,
Par meri aankhon mein apni ek jhalak rehney do.
Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk jaava
teri bukkal wich rakh ke siir muk jaava
hanju ban ke digga teriya aakhaa da
tere bulla de kol aa ke sukk jaava
Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana.
Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti.
Nishana jo le wo SURVIR,
Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR,
Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR,
Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR.
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