Chikku selected a short girl to marry.
friend: Why?
Chikku: mere guruji ne kaha hai ke musibat jitni choti ho utna hi achhi hai.
Patient to Doctor:
Doctor Mai Jab Chai Peeta Hu
To Meri Aankh Me Dard Hone Lagta He
Doctor: Chai Peene Se Pehle Cup Me Se Chamcha
Nikal Liya Kare.
Chikku ko uske Sasur Jute Mar Rahe the
Ek Aadmi: Kyu Maar Rahe Ho?
Sasur:Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se SMS Kiya
TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO
Isne Apne Friends ko Forward kar diya.
Arz Kiya Hai..
Wo Bewafa Hai To Kya Hua, Bura Mat Kaho Usey
Wo Bewafa Hai To Kya Hua, Bura Mat Kaho Usey
Dusri Set Karo Aur Dafa Karo Usey.
Aaj-KaL ki Ladkiyo ke Dress
Yaha Se Less
Waha Se Less
Kabhi Sleeveless to Kabhi Backless
Or
Hum jese innocent Ghoor ke Dekhe to,
hum
CHARACTERLESS?
HUM Log Phone pe baat nahi karte he
Or sms jyada karte he
Kyu ?
Kyoki HUM CENTER FRESH khate he
CENTER FRESH jo Juban pe lagam lagata he
Hath pe nahi.
